Broken Down in the Middle of Nowhere
Hiya there! I'm Josie! I own a Stetson.

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah


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fractalsofelsanna:

thewolfandtheprincess:

yamino:

patronustrip:

The boobs jiggle is strong in this one
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I feel like Disney puts this much detail into Elsa’s boobs specifically for people who analyze them in loving, frame-by-frame detail on Tumblr.

We analyzed the scene where she sings Let It Go and all my English teacher did was discuss her boobs and how they suddenly get bigger at a certain part of the song.

spend one time watching frozen just focusing on elsa’s boobs and nothing else


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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete


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shaddicted:

arlessiar:

enterprisery:

Mycroft Holmes, MI6: The active duty years.

Headcanon accepted.


fabricatedplant:

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.

fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock

galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed

desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock

cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names


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brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

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whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk


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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH


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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to


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