May 2012
biznasties:
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
Headphones rule.
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
Finally a senior! I’m so glad I made it out of Junior year in (relatively) one piece! I think I’m still missing part of my sanity though… Summer is going to be so fantastic!
1boo asked: 10, 11, 13.
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maliksmajesty:
ttomosexual:
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my last night out in detail.
something that...
The absolute worst things in the world.
mylifeisobsession:
frickk:
makethemwonderwhy:
This has to end….
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
ME: I'm leaving.
ME: ...
ME: *reblog*
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ME: Ok. I'm leaving...
ME: *reblog*
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ME: Bye.
ME: *reblog*
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that my laptop is broken indefinitely, so I’m blogging from my iPod. The Tumblr app really sucks, so I probably won’t be on much until I either a) Get it fixed, b) Get my desktop fixed, or c) Get a new laptop, which likely won’t be until September. Or if I win one, that would work too. But yeah, until one of those happens, keep in mind the...
Fan: Do you secretly enjoy winding up the fans?
Moffat: Secretly?
"kiangogamerg" ahahah dear fucking lord:... →
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
brodinsons:
So I just found this on my dash:
I like Thor. Loki… I’m not that keen. Bit neutral.
Please don’t tell Tom Hiddleston that. I have a feeling that if I say those words aloud then less than a minute later there will be the sound of a car hurriedly…
I gave him my number today. I guess I’ll see what comes of it…
Let's gooooo my people,anons or not,send me some...
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Do you collect anything?
70: What’s your favourite colour?
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
75: Does your last ex have a job?
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
77: Where is your cellphone?
78: What colour is your cellphone?
79: What did you dream of last night?
80: Are you atheist?
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
send me some please?
http: //symptomofthe-universe.tumblr.com/ask
if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
1 tag
disabledporn:
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
One day I'll have an OTP that doesn't end in pain...
Type the first letter of your URL into your tag...
hyliari:
castianity:
#why do i have so many shameful gpoys
#CAN I TEXT MY WIFE?
#HOW DOES ONE DRAW DAT ASS
#why didn’t they leave this in GOD
So apparently I die complaining about missing scenes? Sounds accurate.
1 tag
friend: there's nothing worst than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: cry over bands
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend: ....
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
